📘 Uno’s Law – The 11 Sacred Rules of Forest Chaos

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  1. 📘 Uno’s Law – The 11 Sacred Rules of Forest Chaos
    1. “You Can’t Catch Me. Don’t Even Try.”
    Blink and you’ll miss him. Uno moves at squirrel speed.
    2. “If You Put It Down — It’s Mine Before It Hits the Table.”
    You snooze, Uno chews.
    3. “Left Shoe? What Left Shoe?”
    It’s not hiding. It’s been repurposed.
    4. “Clean? Not While I’m Around.”
    Dirt is a lifestyle, not an accident.
    5. “Sit Down? Who — Me?”
    Can’t stop. Won’t stop.
    6. “Over Here, Dad — Too Slow!”
    Tank tries. Uno flies.
    7. “Uncle JJ Think He the Man. LOL.”
    Uno said what he said.
    8. “All Bones Go to Uno.”
    Sharing is caring… unless you’re Uno.
    9. “Nobody’s Fast as Me.”
    Race him at your own risk.
    10. “Mess Around and Find Out — I’m Uno, and You’re Out.”
    The Uno Law of Ultimate Consequences™.
    11. “If You Forgot the Others… Refer to Rule #10.”
    The forest has spoken.







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